Someone once questioned cats' abilities to read.
Obviously they are uneducated themselves, and have never read any Orwell.
But in truth, the news bores me. However dad seems terribly interested in the morning. Between that and his coffee, it's rather a challenge to get any attention.
And you'd think he'd be fawning all over me, before he leaves me for a full day of work?
So sometimes I have to resort to rather "obvious" tactics to get the attention I rightfully deserve...